Fuck You

Stop with the bullshit of asking to accept cookies. Big fucking banners forcing you to choose between things that most people don’t get. If you are giving me an option to not use cookies, that means that you actually DO NOT NEED cookies, so stop using them.

For fuck’s sake!

I know you will track me. Regardless. Your bullshit marketing demands it.

I know you will sell my info. That's why you pay top $ to Facebook and Google.

Whatever. I’m not a touchy, bullshity, millennial or Gen Z, or an uptight european. I don’t fucking care about your bullshit. I delete all my cookies all the time.

And oh, if you see that I'm buying unicorns and flowers, cool. Just leave me the fuck alone with your stupid pretences that you respect privacy.

YOU DON’T.

You simply do not.